Not giving a fuck.

Life suddenly becomes SO much easier when you decide to stop caring what anyone thinks and grow some confidence. It's like this magical thing that just makes it seem like the things that used to drag you down aren't even there anymore. Like, I like to wear a lot of make-up, and I used to do this because I was self conscious, but now it's because I like the way it looks. Because I stopped giving a fuck.
Like any girl I refuse to leave the house without mascara because i have blond eye lashes so I look like a ten year old boy. But I've stopped feeling the need to be constantly caked in it.

Even the if the way you walk changes, it can just make you seem so much more confident, I feel amazing when I walk down the street like I don't give a fuck. Strutting my stuff like I'm a fucking celebrity! Shakin' mah hips, wigglin' mah booty. Fuck yeah.

Me and my friends also like to walk around school singing very loudly. I'm not saying this is something you SHOULD do.. but it's a lot of fun. And people quickly realize you're different and you can figure out weather they like you or not a lot faster. Another thing about real friends, maybe I should post about 'real friends' some time...

Another thing about when you stop giving a fuck. its harder for people to get at you. Like, if you're not self conscious, its a lot harder for you to get offended. But you must be careful, there's a fine line between seeming like you don't give a fuck and seeming big headed. So you don't act like you're a gorgeous skinny super model. More like, I'm not perfect? Who gives a fuck!

So eventually the people who try to put you down will run out of things to say.
One day they'll try to think of an insult to throw at you and they'll just be like....fuck ._.

So the moral of today's post, not giving a fuck, could change your life. Just be careful hoes. Xx

Class dismissed.

Planes.

Hey hoes!

I thought now, seeing as I'm sat on a plane, would be a good time to post about what annoys me about planes, I have a lot of time to kill while I'm sat on a flight to Florida. Nine long, long hours. I might not be putting anything on other than this for a few weeks as clever Leonie made the dumb ass mistake of forgetting to pack her laptop charger. Clever bitch.

Anyways..10 things I hate about planes.

#1 They always, ALWAYS have 'that smell' just a particular smell, like what old people have how they all smell the same.. They just always have the same smell n planes, I don't know what it's from but it's fucking disgusting.

#2 There's always that one annoying bitch stood there as you get on saying 'thank you for flying with us' whilst people are walking on in single file. yeah hoe, I heard you say that to the person three places in front of me so Ima walk straight the fuck past you hoe.

#3 The toilets. They're fucking terrifying. I have to open to door before I flush it press the button.. then run for my life! I feel like Ima get sucked into it and dropped into the middle of the ocean, I mean.. dafuq is up with that?

#4 The food's shite. Nuff said.

#5 There's always that one crazy mother fucker who just walks up and down the isles from the second the seat belt sign goes off to the second it goes back on. What is the need to do that? I understand doing it now and again so your legs don't go numb but occasionally you need to sit the fuck down.

#6 If you're sat in a chair on the end next the the isle, you've fucked it. You always end up with that old man putting his shit in the over head bin. Shoving his belly button fluff and bulge in yo' face. Seriously, yo' sack gets any closer to my face I'll rip it the fuck off.

#7 The seat belt sign always comes on the SECOND you realise you need the toilet. And you end up sitting there for half an hour busting yo' guts holding it in. Like 
I am right now! How annoying.
The only thing more annoying than that is when you're actually using the bathroom when it comes on and EVERYONE accept you is sat down when you come out. You just feel like a dick walking down that isle with everyone giving you that 'Have you just done a shit?' look.

#8 When everyone's trying to get to sleep and there's always that one annoying fucker who has to have their light on, window open, air conditioning and headphones blasting, Reading a book and you'll have never heard anyone turn a page louder. STFU Can you not SEE that people ALL AROUND you are trying to sleep? Or are you just plain ignorant. Selfish.

#9 There's ALWAYS (again, like I have right now) that annoying little 4-7 year old sat in front of you that can't stop playing with the seat adjuster. STOP. You don't understand how many typos I've made while she's been banging away on this chair. Remember, the table my laptop's on is connected to it.
Seriously, if she doesn't stop moving Ima boot her chair so hard that she'll end up sat with the pilot.

#10 CRYING BABIES. I don't give a rats ass how tired he is, keep little baby, junior, son of a bitch under control.

And The moral of today's post. Nine hour flights...Never seem worth it.

Class dismissed!