Young love..

Hey hoes! 

First of all I'd like to say a huge thank you to the people who've followed my twitter and tumblr! It means a lot to me to know who's logging on to read the blogs I put on.

Okay, young love. Absolutely painful. Absolutely pointless. Because it's not even real. It's all an illusion.

It's a bitch, you get this idea into your head that you've fallen for someone and you gain very strong feelings for them. But it isn't love. I say it like I know what love is..But I don't. I'm not old enough to understand and I know it.

But I know what young loves like. And I know it's shit. It lasts a couple of months or a year or so if you're lucky.. Then its all over. Then one, if not both of you is left to pay the painful price. It's a feeling no words could ever describe.

If you ask me, 'love' before you hit 18 really isn't worth it. I'd rather just have a close friendship or a loose relationship with someone. Not in like.. a slut way. I mean I'd rather have a male best friend who I can spend time with occasionally and have a laugh with & that be it. Or be in a relationship where it's just like that but with a bit more kissing and cuddling.. you could behave like friends and go out with your other friends. And at the end of the day, there's nothing more awkward than when you're out with some friends and two of them are tongue deep in each others throats.

I don't believe that teenagers should be made to feel like a married couple when they're in a relationship. Spending each waking hour at each others side. Like, some couples I know may as well go for a shit together cause that's the longest they spend apart.. and even then they're probably texting each other.

Well, let's face it. If you're a teenager in a relationship..it's not going to last forever. And when it comes to its painful horrible end, I like to have friends to be able to go to. I know it'd piss me off if some dumb hoe of a friend didn't speak to me for months because she was in a relationship and then all of sudden they were up my arse tryna be my best friend again..I wouldn't be down with that. 

But I was that girl once, and I know what it's like to think you're in love. And I'm really grateful that my friends were dumb ass enough to take me back or I would have been in the absolute shit. So I suggest you try to avoid getting into one of those situations.

So the moral of today's post. Relationships when you're young should be about having fun and getting to know someone and having someone you can trust in yo' life. Not some dirty scumbag or hoe who uses and manipulates you. Or someone you spend every waking moment with. Also, if you've stopped speaking and you just sit in silence all the time..It's time to bail out.

Oh and one last thing about relationships..I believe that you can love who you want no matter how old you are. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Yes, I'm talking about the gay community. 

Class dismissed.      

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Perfection.

This pisses me off to the point of crying. Okay, I'm so so SICK of seeing pictures of everyones idea of perfect. Bleach blond girls with hair down to there 'perfectly' plump arse with loose curls hanging by their 'perfectly' flat stomach. Clear spotless skin, 'perfect' figure & boobs.
 Boys with dark sweeping hair, six packs, pecks& peaches. Both 'perfectly' tanned, slim, spotless, with 'perfect' teeth& facial features. I'm not saying these people are unattractive, but they're defiantly not perfect. 

I would like to stress that you do NOT have to look like this to be beautiful. Okay? Not everyone has to look like Tumblr girls or Hollister models. And even if one day everyone did, then what would beauty be worth? nothing.

I think imperfections are perfect. Ok? To be PERFECTLY honest, I don't think people with virtually nothing wrong with them are perfect. I think they're annoying. I'm gunna get Christian hate for this, but, they say Jesus is perfect.. But I disagree. I've read the bible, ok? I went to Christian school, ok? And not ONCE have I read a passage where Jesus has cracked a joke. I fail to believe that someone without a sense of humour can be perfect.

Who's this person who decided what perfect is? Is it the same person that decided what normal is? I don't understand what defines perfect, or normal. It's a psychological thing. Normal and perfect in your own mind is only whats normal or perfect for you.  So there's no such thing as perfect really, it's not something everyone can agree on or you can all see. It's 100% psychological. 

I know I'm not perfect, I mean.. HELLO?! I'm almost what they call legally blind. So I guess I'm currently illegally blind? Anyways, lets not get off track, my eye sight's not even perfect, so I'm obviously not? But there's people who will think I am. And theirs people who'll think you are too, who ever you are, no matter what. 

You're never going to be beautiful and perfect to the whole world. And you're never going to get to the point where everyone likes you..But I believe that everyone has those people who love them for their imperfections. You're stupid laugh, you're bad jokes, you're freckles, you're mood swings, everything.

But no matter who thinks your perfect... you are ALL beautiful. Trust me.

Class Dismissed.

Horror movies.

Hey hoes. There are so many things that annoy me about horror movies. Other than the fact that most of the time there is zero chance of any of this bullshit happening in real life, a lot of aspects of the movies get on my nerves due to how unrealistic they are.

Ten things I hate about horror movies and why.

#1 - I hate the way that women sleep with a face full of make-up. Ok, ok.. so I know they're not gunna get filmed with literally NO  make-up on, but I don't see the need for shit loads of eye make-up & blusher, I mean..come on?

#2-I hate the way that..especially in movies like the final destination ones.. every thing's so convenient! Like, how certain tiny little things all happen to create this one big thing. I know it's to create effect, but somehow I find it all too hard to believe. I over think things.

#3- I hate the way that people can never do things in the day time, where it's safe & there's people. They have to wait till 1 in the morning to go and look at a crime scene. Dafuq? Yeah gurl, lets go look at that crime scene that'd be perfectly safe and mass murder free in the day time, but lets not go for another 4 hours just to make it more exciting, mhmmm. NO! You stupid bastards.

#4- I hate the way that no one can look in a mirror without someone or something appearing behind them. I'm done even getting scared at these moments. Nuff said.

#5-I hate the way that there's always ALWAYS one survivor. You never get a film where everyone just dies. There's always that one person who walks off into the distance. 

#6-I hate the way that survivors always the best looking girl. Not only is she the most stupid one, but she's the skinniest one. So how the fuck does dumb hoe have the brains to figure out how to escape? Or the muscle to fight off the bad guy?

#7-I hate the way that one minute, someones legs broken and they're limping..And he next they're sprinting like Usain Bolt. I find it hard to believe that. No matter how scared you are there is no way that it is possible for Adrenalin to seize a bone back together, it just wouldn't happen.

#8- I hate the way that when the main character hears a noise, instead of doing the normal thing and running a mile, they feel the need to go and investigate. Get in yo' car, and drive the fuck away. If you're home alone and it sounds like someone's upstairs, there probably is someone upstairs.

9#- I hate the way that they have to choose the dumbest and most cliche hiding places in the world! Hiding under their beds or in the closet. Why you even still in the house?! RUN BITCH, RUUUUUUUUUUN!

10#- This must be the one I hate most. I hate the way that when people go back for their friends (Another thing that gets on my nerves, I'd be GONE!) they go into a room shouting for them, and although the room is so small that if someone was in there they'd be in plain sight, they feel the need to just stand in the doorway shouting for them. Hoe, you gunna die.

So there you have it, the 10 things I hate about horror movies. It's a wonder I  still watch them. So the moral of today's rant; Don't let horror movies give you nightmares, Because none of this shit would ever happen. Also, don't sleep with yo' make-up on.

Class Dismissed.

P.s Oh, hey Rico.:-)

The Instagram hype.

...Shared a photo on instagram...shared a photo via instagram... instagram..instagram..FUCKING INSTAGRAM!

I'm sick of the sight of this shit! Fuck! ok, you're taking photo's of useless shit with your special sepia effect!...So?! Why is this so much more special and important than just getting out your camera or phone& taking a normal picture?

Fair enough, I don't have instagram, so... I don't have to look at it do I?... WRONG! This shits hooked up to people's facebook! All's I see all the way down my news feed is orangie coloured photo's of people's stupid shit..Hoe, I don't wanna see a picture of your ketchup? 

What's worse, it's slowly creeping into twitter and tumblr too. No where is safe from the instagram hype. I'm starting to forget what original photos even look like anymore. 

Another rather annoying this about instagram photo's. If they're not orange photos of peoples dinner, its a mock up, clearly computer made photo of boys supposedly sending really cute text to girls. Shes all like 'I don't wanna see you today I'm on my period!' 
And He's like 'I'll be round in five minutes with blankets, movies and Ben and Jerry's. And everyone's like omg #cute #WantThisRealationship. You wanna know what I'd hash tag it? #GETREAL.
If its not 'adorable' none realistic none existing relationships, it's feminist shit where she's obviously been 'played' and he's all apologetic and she's like 'No, I've let you play me too many times I'm through with you, I've moved on..' Blah Blah BLAHHHHH!

Neither of the above ever actually occur in real life. Also, why do all these 'real' people have iphones? And personally, when I'm in a relationship I don't save his number as 'HIM<3<3<3<3'. Is this not enough to make you people wake the fuck up? Open your eyes.

So, in conclusion, people who do NOT have instagram should not have to go though the agony of seeing these sepia oddly focuses pictures everywhere they look, so instagram fans.   -Keep it to yourself. 

Class dismissed.