Horror movies.

Hey hoes. There are so many things that annoy me about horror movies. Other than the fact that most of the time there is zero chance of any of this bullshit happening in real life, a lot of aspects of the movies get on my nerves due to how unrealistic they are.

Ten things I hate about horror movies and why.

#1 - I hate the way that women sleep with a face full of make-up. Ok, ok.. so I know they're not gunna get filmed with literally NO  make-up on, but I don't see the need for shit loads of eye make-up & blusher, I mean..come on?

#2-I hate the way that..especially in movies like the final destination ones.. every thing's so convenient! Like, how certain tiny little things all happen to create this one big thing. I know it's to create effect, but somehow I find it all too hard to believe. I over think things.

#3- I hate the way that people can never do things in the day time, where it's safe & there's people. They have to wait till 1 in the morning to go and look at a crime scene. Dafuq? Yeah gurl, lets go look at that crime scene that'd be perfectly safe and mass murder free in the day time, but lets not go for another 4 hours just to make it more exciting, mhmmm. NO! You stupid bastards.

#4- I hate the way that no one can look in a mirror without someone or something appearing behind them. I'm done even getting scared at these moments. Nuff said.

#5-I hate the way that there's always ALWAYS one survivor. You never get a film where everyone just dies. There's always that one person who walks off into the distance. 

#6-I hate the way that survivors always the best looking girl. Not only is she the most stupid one, but she's the skinniest one. So how the fuck does dumb hoe have the brains to figure out how to escape? Or the muscle to fight off the bad guy?

#7-I hate the way that one minute, someones legs broken and they're limping..And he next they're sprinting like Usain Bolt. I find it hard to believe that. No matter how scared you are there is no way that it is possible for Adrenalin to seize a bone back together, it just wouldn't happen.

#8- I hate the way that when the main character hears a noise, instead of doing the normal thing and running a mile, they feel the need to go and investigate. Get in yo' car, and drive the fuck away. If you're home alone and it sounds like someone's upstairs, there probably is someone upstairs.

9#- I hate the way that they have to choose the dumbest and most cliche hiding places in the world! Hiding under their beds or in the closet. Why you even still in the house?! RUN BITCH, RUUUUUUUUUUN!

10#- This must be the one I hate most. I hate the way that when people go back for their friends (Another thing that gets on my nerves, I'd be GONE!) they go into a room shouting for them, and although the room is so small that if someone was in there they'd be in plain sight, they feel the need to just stand in the doorway shouting for them. Hoe, you gunna die.

So there you have it, the 10 things I hate about horror movies. It's a wonder I  still watch them. So the moral of today's rant; Don't let horror movies give you nightmares, Because none of this shit would ever happen. Also, don't sleep with yo' make-up on.

Class Dismissed.

P.s Oh, hey Rico.:-)