catching up..

Hey hoes! 

I feel horrible for not keeping up with my posts. But since I got back to school I've been rushed off my feet with all this exam shit and all the catching up I had to do because I was away.. I am going to try my best to keep posting, but it's just going to be once a week for now. So I shall see you  all on Wednesday!

Also, I'm hoping to start vlogging in about three weeks.It'll be very similar to my post but hopefully a bit more dramatic and funnier. Remember to follow me on twitter and tumblr too!

http://padlock-these-lips.tumblr.com/

https://twitter.com/LeonieLeigh

See you sluts next wednesday:*

Not giving a fuck.

Life suddenly becomes SO much easier when you decide to stop caring what anyone thinks and grow some confidence. It's like this magical thing that just makes it seem like the things that used to drag you down aren't even there anymore. Like, I like to wear a lot of make-up, and I used to do this because I was self conscious, but now it's because I like the way it looks. Because I stopped giving a fuck.
Like any girl I refuse to leave the house without mascara because i have blond eye lashes so I look like a ten year old boy. But I've stopped feeling the need to be constantly caked in it.

Even the if the way you walk changes, it can just make you seem so much more confident, I feel amazing when I walk down the street like I don't give a fuck. Strutting my stuff like I'm a fucking celebrity! Shakin' mah hips, wigglin' mah booty. Fuck yeah.

Me and my friends also like to walk around school singing very loudly. I'm not saying this is something you SHOULD do.. but it's a lot of fun. And people quickly realize you're different and you can figure out weather they like you or not a lot faster. Another thing about real friends, maybe I should post about 'real friends' some time...

Another thing about when you stop giving a fuck. its harder for people to get at you. Like, if you're not self conscious, its a lot harder for you to get offended. But you must be careful, there's a fine line between seeming like you don't give a fuck and seeming big headed. So you don't act like you're a gorgeous skinny super model. More like, I'm not perfect? Who gives a fuck!

So eventually the people who try to put you down will run out of things to say.
One day they'll try to think of an insult to throw at you and they'll just be like....fuck ._.

So the moral of today's post, not giving a fuck, could change your life. Just be careful hoes. Xx

Class dismissed.

Planes.

Hey hoes!

I thought now, seeing as I'm sat on a plane, would be a good time to post about what annoys me about planes, I have a lot of time to kill while I'm sat on a flight to Florida. Nine long, long hours. I might not be putting anything on other than this for a few weeks as clever Leonie made the dumb ass mistake of forgetting to pack her laptop charger. Clever bitch.

Anyways..10 things I hate about planes.

#1 They always, ALWAYS have 'that smell' just a particular smell, like what old people have how they all smell the same.. They just always have the same smell n planes, I don't know what it's from but it's fucking disgusting.

#2 There's always that one annoying bitch stood there as you get on saying 'thank you for flying with us' whilst people are walking on in single file. yeah hoe, I heard you say that to the person three places in front of me so Ima walk straight the fuck past you hoe.

#3 The toilets. They're fucking terrifying. I have to open to door before I flush it press the button.. then run for my life! I feel like Ima get sucked into it and dropped into the middle of the ocean, I mean.. dafuq is up with that?

#4 The food's shite. Nuff said.

#5 There's always that one crazy mother fucker who just walks up and down the isles from the second the seat belt sign goes off to the second it goes back on. What is the need to do that? I understand doing it now and again so your legs don't go numb but occasionally you need to sit the fuck down.

#6 If you're sat in a chair on the end next the the isle, you've fucked it. You always end up with that old man putting his shit in the over head bin. Shoving his belly button fluff and bulge in yo' face. Seriously, yo' sack gets any closer to my face I'll rip it the fuck off.

#7 The seat belt sign always comes on the SECOND you realise you need the toilet. And you end up sitting there for half an hour busting yo' guts holding it in. Like 
I am right now! How annoying.
The only thing more annoying than that is when you're actually using the bathroom when it comes on and EVERYONE accept you is sat down when you come out. You just feel like a dick walking down that isle with everyone giving you that 'Have you just done a shit?' look.

#8 When everyone's trying to get to sleep and there's always that one annoying fucker who has to have their light on, window open, air conditioning and headphones blasting, Reading a book and you'll have never heard anyone turn a page louder. STFU Can you not SEE that people ALL AROUND you are trying to sleep? Or are you just plain ignorant. Selfish.

#9 There's ALWAYS (again, like I have right now) that annoying little 4-7 year old sat in front of you that can't stop playing with the seat adjuster. STOP. You don't understand how many typos I've made while she's been banging away on this chair. Remember, the table my laptop's on is connected to it.
Seriously, if she doesn't stop moving Ima boot her chair so hard that she'll end up sat with the pilot.

#10 CRYING BABIES. I don't give a rats ass how tired he is, keep little baby, junior, son of a bitch under control.

And The moral of today's post. Nine hour flights...Never seem worth it.

Class dismissed!

guess who's back bitches!

Hey hoes, here I am, back again.

Feel really bad that I've not posted while I've been away! It's just really hard to find the time and I was a dumb bitch and left with no laptop charger. But yeah, I'm back, and posts will continue as they used to next week starting with everything I HATE about flying.

Also, I here the power puff girls are coming back too.. just saying..

Sorry...

Hey hoes!

I'm on holiday at the moment so I possibly am going to miss a few days where I should be posting because I'm like..doing something everyday..
On the way here I did actually write a post on my laptop that I planned to put on here today. However, I am a total dumb ass and I forgot to pack my fecking laptop charger. -.- So that will go on in two weeks when I'm back from Florida.

So, I thought today I'd just talk about holidays, yanno, while I'm on one.

The beauty of staying in a Villa rather than an apartment or hotel is there's SO much more privacy. No one comes in to clean and move all your stuff around. You have your own pool so you don't have to share with old people and kids. Both of which are probably peeing in the pool. And you don't get one of those families. Yanno, the ones that you speak to once then they feel the need to spend the rest of the holiday with you. Sit by the pool with you, go to dinner with you & go to the theme parks and water parks on the same day as you.
Bitch, I came on holiday with my family. Not yours. Back the fuck off.

I'm soooooo pissed off though cause I'm burnt so much that I look like my skin was meant to be red. my lips are so burnt that they're blistering. I look so damn attractive.

Anyways, I don't have much else to say so.. Sorry if you came on and I hadn't put anything I will try to put something on this week or next while I'm here but my minds just blank as to what I should talk about. 

Also, now I'm hitting the thousands with my readers I will possibly start doing youtube rants as well!

See you all sooooon:*

Sluts on the internet.

Hey hoes! Really ill today so it's only going to be a quick one.. Firstly, omfg sound so sad getting so excited over it but this morning i checked on my blog and over a thousand people have read it, so if you're one of those people whose come and read my blog every Monday, Wednesday and Thursday for the past two weeks thank you so much I am so grateful! Seriously when I started this shit I thought I'd be lucky if 100 people read it. So yeah thank you!

Okay so, today I saw a photo of a girl who's had bike handles tattooed onto the bottom of her back just above her booty. I mean, seriously. Bitch, please! Get yo' ass to the nearest hospital and get some medication because either you're INSANE or your respect has gone down the drain.

I don't have a problem with tattoos. I plan to get one myself in a few years. But something that insinuates something like that is just disgusting. You may as well have had 'take advantage of me' inked on your fore head. I'm really failing to understand what would posses a person to do such a thing.

I don't even know who she is. I saw it on a group on facebook.. But I'm glad I don't 'cause if I did know her... I wouldn't want to. I really can't stress enough how much these girls piss me off. Like the type of girls who put photographs in there underwear on there facebooks. What pisses me off even more is the way these silly whores wine about getting played afterwards. 
I'm sorry darling but, you asked for it.

And the worst part, these are usually the type of girls giving out stick when other girls have photos on in swimwear on holiday. I'm sorry but, I know underwear and swimwear show the same amount of flesh..however, I don't see how a photo of someone on the beach with there family is even half as slutty as standing in your mirror with no clothes on.

So the moral of today's post is, facebook and sluts are both good for nothing.

Class dismissed.

The judging panel.

hey hoes!

Yanno what I've just been thinking? Wouldn't the world be lovely if people were free to do what they wanted without the fear of being judged? A lot of people are very good at ignoring it, but others aren't and it effects their personality, style and confidence. Because some people are so shy and scared they'll do what ever it takes to fit in and not be ridiculed. 

How ever on the other hand some people live off what people think of them. For example, like whores. People who live of the likes that they get on facebook. What annoys me most is the way people say the girls are the worst. If you have the slightest bit of flesh out on a facebook photo it's all for the likes. But boys are just as bad. Bragging about how many likes they have to people. 

Lads, listen up. THINKING THAT YOU'RE GOOD LOOKING IS NOT ATTRACTIVE. ok? Saying things like 'just cause I get more likes than you' makes you sound like a twat.

I strongly believe that each and every one of us have out own panel of judges. A certain person or group of people that we are constantly aware are judging us. The problem being that some people actually let this effect the way you behave. DON'T.

If someone is sad enough to be all up in yo' face and involved in yo' shit and you can't breath in the wrong direction without them having something to say about it. Do not & I mean DO NOT let this effect who you are. All they want is to feel in control. The second you show weakness you've blown it. If you show that you are who you are no matter what then eventually they'll get the picture.

So, you've had your lessons on being who you are. Now you've had them on not letting anyone change that. The moral of today's post; facebook likes and other bitches opinions don't matter! The only person who needs to be happy with who you are is you. And never EVER let someone change that! or you'll have me to answer too hoes!

Class dismissed!
Hey Michael c;